By Philip Georgiou
Here are 11 reasons to get excited by winter:
1. Callan Ward will be on TV at some point
2. Somethighms thighly dangerous winter sports require physiothighrapists
3. James Battersby’s biceps have to go back to work in winter. His thighs are also required to do some work.
4. Winter is cold so Alex Rance wears thermals. This is great news for winter.
5. Summer is good… but winter brings out the best qualities in people
6. It’s too hot to hug in summer
7. Winter is really cold but some guys stay hot throughout the year
8. We don’t have to wear scarves or jackets in Australian winter… or anything else for that matter
9. It does get a bit cold for a few months, butt at least it gives ass some time to some watch Aussie winter sports
10. Spend enough time in a singlet and you’ll still get a tan
10. Did we mention that weekend television in winter is thighly entertaining? I just wanted to emphasize that point. THIGH FIVE!